With two blogs which I stumbled upon and found really amusing (whether in a good or bad way, you decide).
The first is entertaining due to her “Miss Know-It-All”+ SPG tendencies.
The second is hilariously b**chy, coming from a guy.
we went to clark quay. and 3 guys hit on me!?
this never happened when im out with others.
crazy ding dongs. im not interested! i really am not. go away.
they all had the same opening line
“I was looking at you the whole night and i just have to come talk to you..”
“I want to take you for lunch, daylight!”
“I need a date like right now”
“if your heading to att ica, pls tell me! i so have to dance with you”
“can you pls just tell me your name? or a fake name”
- the girl who would like to hook up with some Caucasians (note the typo errors -eek-)…
Years on and inured with lived experiences, I got so good at rejecting them, some of them would actually yell at me before they leave and I always imagine them to be praising me for it, only just alot louder. Then sometimes, there are the ones that just come out with the weirdest reasons.
She: “Hello.”
Me: “No thanks.”
She: “But you send me signal.”
This was highly amusing to me because for one, I wasn’t even looking at her. I certainly wasn’t waving and neither was I even smiling. And now all of the sudden, I was sending her signals? What the f*** is she? A Dolphin?
How the f*** am I even transmitting signals to her? So I used my hyper squeak sonar, “eek eek” that said, “f*** off”.
- the guy who likes to hook up with strangers (too funny. got to love the dolphin theory. And yes, I believe Tattler has a rule against vulgarities…)
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